bill gates goes to hell

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Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Monday, 18-Sep-2006 16:22:26

Bill Gates in Hell

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory.

St. Peter said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to
go".

So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.

So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.

About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.

He said to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?”

Peter replied, “That was just the screen saver.”

Post 2 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 18-Sep-2006 16:54:00

hahahahahahahah! fantastic!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 18-Sep-2006 20:06:14

Good one.

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2006 0:00:29

That's funny. Thanks.

Bob

Post 5 by Jess227 on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2006 0:21:20

LOL The other version of this joke ends with St Peter saying that Bill Gates saw version 3.1 and the latest verson is 98. Out with the old and in with the new.

Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2006 6:33:13

lo to bboth vertions

Post 7 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2006 19:29:28

I haven't seen the other version, anyone wanna post it?
Troy